can you imagine being a famous person’s girlfriend and going on tour with him and being backstage and when he comes offstage he sneaks in kisses with you and after he’s done and he’s all sweaty he comes off stage and hugs you tight and snakes his arms around your waist and pulls you close and then grabs his knife and stabs you multiple times in the stomach and you writhe on the floor dying
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON